Why Aren't Bath & Body Works and Victoria's Secret in Canada?

Victoria's Secret and Bath & Body Works and all you other American chains who refuse to come to Canada, I have a bone to pick with you.

What's keeping you from gracing us with your presence north of the border? Every time I'm in the U.S I go hog wild in Bath & Body works and for that matter, so do most of my Canadian friends. Victoria's Secret, what's your excuse? Did it ever occur to you that we too would like the opportunity to look like Giselle Bündchen? We plan pajama parties around your catalog so we can buy in bulk, yet after all these years, you still haven't opened a store here.
If Abercrombie + Fitch could do it, so could you! It's hard to pass by their scented stores with half naked models standing in the entrance flexing with their $200 holeseverywherejeans, without thinking fondly of the good 'ole U.S of A. (BTW, is that spectacle supposed to be sexy or funny?) But, I digress.

We Canadian Chicks can't think of a single good reason for you not having stores in Canada. That is, of course unless you're scared. Ooooh! Can't handle a little competition from your compadres La Senza, La Vie En Rose, Fruits and Passion and The Body Shop?

Or maybe it's the weather?