I would like to thank the fine people at Dove for giving me that "Hollywood Glow" and the Dermatologists who tested the product before putting it to market. I used it once and the "subtle self-tanners" quickly turned my skin a fresh shade of pumpkin. The streaks on my legs and forearms reminded me of Tony the Tiger. Boy, I look Grrrrreeat! Then this morning I awakened with the fresh glow of hives all over my back and torso.
I took a long shower hoping to wash the chemicals from my orange body as I scratched like a monkey.
Next stop: The Pharmacy downstairs for an anti-itch cream so I can get on with my day.
P.S If this happens to you, try Cortate Lotion. It's a smelly hydrocortisone solution but it works and is available without a prescription.
is it wrong of me to laugh?? I'm sorry you're an itchy tiger right now, that's not fun! Why don't we sit by the pool tomorrow and get a real tan????
ReplyDeleteEwww! Thanks for the warning. I was seriously considering trying this.
ReplyDeleteWow...I can't believe this product is so crappy!! I usually love Dove products...soaps, body wash, hair stuff and even their skincare lines for the face!! Thanks for the warning!!
ReplyDeleteI hope your hives go away soon and you return to your normal healthy colour!!